Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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