yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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