ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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