Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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