Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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