So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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