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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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