Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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