I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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