Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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