is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
