i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
