Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Two words: blizzard sex
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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