STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
