Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
3pm strippers are depressing
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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