honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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