just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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