The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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