yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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