so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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