we have officially lost it.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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