with your own penis?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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