You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Congratulations! We have a period
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
