you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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