dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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