is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
"it" just moved
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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