I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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