yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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