butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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