he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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