It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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