All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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