I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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