i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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