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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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