it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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