Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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