It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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