yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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