He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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