you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just found puke in my bra..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Randomize