They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
