some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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