38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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