This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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