i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
