I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
worst night to have a conscience
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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