Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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