Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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