we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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