I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm like, not good at living.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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