I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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