yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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