Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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