what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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