so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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