the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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