Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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