Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
